Contrary to what current movies and books would have the public believe, Abraham Lincoln was NOT a vampire slayer. He was a reader.
Lincoln also kills the sparkly ones first.
Contrary to what current movies and books would have the public believe, Abraham...was NOT...
YEAH HE DOES. And he looks like a freaking stud doing it.
I wanted to be Lincoln for our 5th Grade Presidents performance, because I was tall (then - ha), and read a lot. And...